Let me start by saying you really can break your penis. I had always thought that you couldn’t really break it because it has no real bone. Let me tell you that after two surgeries and endless hours of pain please pay attention to what you are doing because it can happen to you.
Two years ago I went out with some friends to a bar for a fun evening. After about my ninth beer I had lost my shyness and had started chatting up a very cute but rather large young lady. I told my friends that I was leaving with her and she was driving my home.
It didn’t take long after we got to my condo that we were in my bedroom and going at it. She rolled me over and started bouncing away when it popped out. When she came back down she missed and I smashed it into her pelvic bone. I will never forget the sound it made. It made a noise like you had just cracked a celery stalk in half. I quickly rolled out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Within just those few frighting moments the left side of my penis had developed a swollen bulge the size of a golf ball.
I was in shock from the pain I was now in. Being as drunk as I was I had to ask my new friend to take me to the emergency room which she reluctantly did and just let me out and left. After a few snickers from the check in desk they took me back and lucky a doctor took a look at it right away. As soon as he saw it he had them get me a bed and called for a urologist.
It didn’t take that long for the urologist to arrive. He looked at it and rubbed on it for a while which was both painful and weirdly erotic at the same time. He then looked at me and said, “You have a traumatic rupture of the corpus cavernosum. Also known as a broken dick”.
I took two very painful surgeries to get it straitened back out and make me able to have enjoyable sex again. Please use caution when going at it that hard. And please try to keep the fat girls on the bottom when you have been drinking too much. Remember that you really can break it.
